Overheard

"Eggnog is like eggs...with nog. What's nog?" Ben, age 5.

Quote of the Day

Me: Ben, your hair smells really good. Did Daddy put something in it?

Ben: Yeah. Jell-o.

Me: Jell-o?

Ben: Yeah, hair jell-o.

Another Quote of the Day

Me: Ben do you have to go potty?

Ben: No. I just touchin' my penis for some reason.

Quote of the Day

"Mom, I used all my goodness at school. I only have meanness left for home."

- Cate, age 4.5

Quote of the Day

"Mom, it smells like dragon food in here."

- Ben, age 2.5

Funny things...

"Mom, this road is crazier than a tongue twister."

- Cate, age 3.5

(Cate actually said this to me on the way to Dubuque for our Spring Break adventure in March at the Mississippi River Museum. I wrote it down on a scrap of paper so I wouldn't forget it and I just found it at the bottom of the diaper bag).

Chris, This One is For You

"Mommy? I love Daddy up to the moon."

- Ben, age 2.5

A Profound Statement

"Mom, Z is a very powerful letter."

- Cate, age 3