Logic

A few weeks ago Maggie picked out her Easter dress at Target --- a hot pink fluorescent dress that will wake up any tired parishioners on Easter morning.

Stumbling across a "Buy One, Get One at Half Price" sale at Target this week, I allowed Maggie to pick out two pairs of sandals for the summer---one silver and the other gold with lime and turquoise flowers.

"Mags," I said.  "I think the silver shoes will look perfect with your Easter dress."

"Nope," came her immediate response.  "I'm going to wear the other pair."

"Hmm," I said, trying to sound diplomatic. "I think the silver shoes might be a better match--your dress is pink and those shoes have blue in them.  I'm not sure they go together very well."

"Oh Mom," she said.  "Pink and blue make purple, don't you know?  They're perfect together!"

And, at that, point it was clear that I had lost this argument.

Anticipation

Maggie:  Mom, when we get to Nashville I'm going to run up to Uncle Devoand hug him with love. 

Me (truly touched):  Mags that is so sweet!!

Maggie:  And then I'm going to spank him on the bottom!  (Laughs hysterically)